Posts Tagged ‘Stupidity’

شباب الحزب الوطني.. أمل الأمة

الجاموسة بريئة

The buffalo is innocent! Don’t let them cull the buffaloes, like they did with the pigs…

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Israel's (very desperate) Thought Police is here

Seriously, This is just sad and desperate…

The [Israeli] Foreign Ministry unveiled a new plan this week: Paying talkbackers to post pro-Israel responses on websites worldwide. A total of NIS 600,000 (roughly $150,000) will be earmarked to the establishment of an “Internet warfare” squad.
The Foreign Ministry intends to hire young people who speak at least one language and who study communication, political science, or law – or alternately, Israelis with military experience gained at units dealing with information analysis.
Beyond the fact that these job requirements reveal a basic lack of understanding in respect to the dynamics of the online discourse – the project’s manager argued that “adults don’t know how to blog” – they are not too relevant either…
Foreign Ministry officials are fighting what they see as a terrible and scary monster: the Palestinian public relations monster. Yet nothing can be done to defeat it, regardless of how many foolish inventions will be introduced and how many bright communication students will be hired.
The reason is that good PR cannot make the reality in the occupied territories prettier. Children are being killed, homes are being bombed, and families are starved. Yet nonetheless, the Foreign Ministry wants to try to change the situation. And they have willing partners. “Where do I submit a CV?” wrote one respondent. “I’m fluent in several languages and I’m able to spew forth bullshit for hours on end.”

Birdflu patients to be prosecuted!

This is not from the Onion…

Citizens who contract Bird Flu will be prosecuted for the charge of “raising birds,” warned the Suez Governor, who has referred all patients of bird flu in the city’s fever hospital to the prosecutor’s office, accusing them of “harming themselves and others.”
“If someone tries to commit suicide and is taken to hospital,” said Governor Mohamed Seif Eddin Galal said during a meeting by Higher Committee to Combat Bird Flu in Suez, “then legal measures are taken for his attempt to kill himself. Well, the same applies to those infected with Bird Flu. They harm themselves and others. The law must be applied. They’ll be either imprisoned or fined.”
As for infected children, the governor said that Child Protection Law will be applied, penalizing the child’s family and imprisoning the father from six months to three years.

شكله وارث حكمة أبوه

ممكن حد يفهمني الكلام العبقري ده؟
جمال مبارك لسي إن إن: “التوزيع غير العادل للثروة هو أفضل من التوزيع العادل للبؤس”

بجد والله مش فاهم. يعني إيه؟

Government buries pigs alive!

A total of 28,628 pigs have been massacred by the Egyptian government so far, including 3000 pigs that were buried alive in Giza…

Pimps and Pundits

There are those American and Western pimps who think that after killing enough “Hajjis” in I-rak and Afghanistan, that they can just put aside their military uniforms, learn Arabic, speak it like shit, wear suits and ties and go find themselves jobs at DC’s Zionist thinktanks… All to re-invent themselves as “pundits.”

And to be even more cool, they go around giving themselves names like Abu Muqawama, Abu Zebala, Abu Manyak, Abu Sharmout, etc. The truth is they are not pundits. They are unrepentant murderers, disgusting assholes on testosterone, in need of urgent psychiatric therapy together with those who take the garbage they write seriously…

Idiocracy

Via Moftasa…

الله يقرفكم

To the Saudi boys who run Aqimsalatak.com… I’m fucking sick of your tasteless advertisement campaign on satellite channels… They interrupt and spoil the movies I’m watching… If you think you can drive people to pray by these disgusting snuff videos, then you seriously need therapy… Seriously, this is just fucking pathetic.. Grow up…!